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[quote]Assalaam-o-Alaikum
once a friend told me a joke. it goes like this:

there was a Chinese man living in Newyork. he did not know how to speak English. all he knew was a snatch of a little rhyme:
"my house is burnt
my house is burnt!"

once it happenned that his house actually caught fire. frantically, he rung up the fire department. not knowing anything else, he started singing:
"my house is burnt
my house is burnt!"

the man on the other end of the line replied, also singing:

"trala lala la
trala la lala"

and hung up the phone!!

actually, this joke can be enjoyed more if you listen to it.

ok, here's another one, just for change of taste. i found it on the 'reader's digest' site:

One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect our class. First up was Private O'Malley. The colonel got in his face and asked him what reading he had on his 105 mm. howitzer. "Two-nine-oh-seven, sir," was the reply. "Soldier," said the colonel, "don't you know you never say 'oh' in the artillery? You say 'zero.' What's your name, soldier?" "Zero Malley, sir," answered the private.[/quote]

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