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[quote]rcvd from br ijaz latif. thnx [:)] [blue]Behold, I Come Quickly[/blue] [purple]The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try. "Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing. He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.[B)] The young preacher apologized profusely. "That is all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming [;)] [/purple][/quote]
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