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[quote]i found an interestin joke that related 2 the whole 'who's better- men or women?' theme thats usually discussed **pointlessly** in some discussions on the general forum
-enjoy
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 
The 
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 
three 
wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed 
to 
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be 
the 
most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make 
your 
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will 
Flock to. "

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful 
Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most 
beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the 
world 
And he will be ten times richer than you. 
" The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's 
His is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd 
like 
A mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop 
here 
And continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! 
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really 
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 
  PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to 
show 
That you women never listen![/quote]

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