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[quote][font=Century Gothic][b]this is actually an email forward so im putting it up here becos its pretty funny, hope you enjoy [red]a lady was once walking home through the park and when she came across the lake, she stopped to skip some stones for a while. she tossed one stone which went and hit a frog on the back of its warty head. the frog turned and said,[/red][gold] ah, so you want a wish do you?[/gold][red] the lady was so terrified that she let out a scream and began running in the other direction. the frog quickly called for her and said,[/red][gold] WAIT! do not be frieghtened! for lo, i am the Magic Frog who shall grant you any three wishes you desire.[/gold[red] the lady turned around, suddenly interested.[/red][pink] Any three?[/pink][red] she asked[/red][gold] Any three,[/gold][red] replied the frog,[gold] on one condition however: your husband will get your wish with an effect of three times greater[/gold][red] the lady shrugged and sat down:[/red][pink] ok. for my first wish, i want to be the prettiest woman in the world. [/pink][red] the frog glanced at her nervously and said,[/red][gold] well you do know that your husband will be three times more handsome right?[/gold][red] the lady smiled and said[/red][pink] yes, but i'll be the prettiest lady in the world and he'll only have eyes for me [^][/pink][red] the frog said a phew words and POOF! she was the prettiest woman in the world.[/red] [pink] yay! next, i'd like to be the RICHEST person in world [/pink] [purple] the frog said,well, your husband will be three times richer...[/purple] [pink] yes, but whatever is his is mine [|)] [/pink][red] the frog said a phew words and POOF! she was the richest person in the world. the lady then grinned maliciously and said:[/red][pink] for my third and final wish, i would like to have a mild heart attack...[/pink] [}:)] [:(] [xx(] [B)] [pink]**well, folks, her husband had a heart attack three times milder than that so it was her loss! [|)]**[/pink] -Salamz .xXx.[/b][/font=Century Gothic][/quote]
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