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[quote]Little Nancy bought two tickets to travel in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Nancy. Conductor: [red]"Oye Nancy! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?" [/red] Little Nancy: "[blue]Don’t you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses... so I will keep one ticket in my shirts left pocket and the other in my right! So even if a pickpocket gets at one of my pockets, I will still have a ticket and will not travel without ticket!" [/blue] Conductor: [red]"What if a pickpocket gets both your pockets?" [/red] Little Nancy takes out his wallet from his pant pocket: [blue]"I have a monthly pass also!" [/blue] Conductor: [red]"And if someone gets your pant pockets also.. then what.. then you will be fined for traveling without ticket!!" [/red] Little Nancy puts his hand inside his shirt and displays his ID card (hanging with a chain around his neck) and says with a cunning smile: [blue]"Phir sadda DTC staff hone ka kya fayada!" [/blue] [:)](in English: "Wots da use been a DTC staff!") Salam dr hina! i ope dis is btr now, dnt wana ofend ny1 esp. my negbrs[:D]as ill b goin in 8 days time INSHALLAH. tc salam Edited by: Malix on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 1:27 PM[/quote]
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