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[quote][b]Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM[/b]

[b]Men[/b]
Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser 
Insert card 
Dial code and desired amount 
Take the cash, the card and the slip 
[b]Women[/b]
Drive to the bank 
Engine stalled 
Check make-up in the mirror 
Apply perfume 
Manually check haircut 
Park the car - failure 
Park the car - failure 
Park the car - success 
Search for the card in the handbag 
Insert card, rejected by the machine 
Throw phonecard back in handbag 
Look for bank card 
Insert card 
Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag 
Enter code 
Study instructions for 2 minutes 
#Cancel# 
Re-enter code 
#Cancel# 
Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code 
Enter huge amount 
#Error# 
Enter large amount 
#Error# 
Enter smaller amount 
Cross fingers 
Take cash 
Go back to the car 
Check make up in rear mirror 
Look for keys in handbag 
Start car 
Drive 50 meters 
STOP 
Drive back to bank machine 
Get out of the car 
Take card and ticket back from machine 
Go back to the car 
Throw card on passenger seat 
Throw slip on the floor 
Check make up in rear mirror 
Manually check haircut 
Go into roundabout - wrong way 
BRAKE!! 
Go into roundabout - right way 
Drive 5 kilometers 
Remove hand brake 
Stop at mall 
Spend money 
Go back to step 1[/quote]

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