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[quote]A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
[red]It was a bright, sunny day. [/red]

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
[red]Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.[/red]

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?
[red]Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.[/red]

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? 
[red]Read the label.[/red]

How can you tell twin witches apart?
[red]It's not easy to tell which witch is which. [/red]

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? 
[red]He was shocked. [/red] 
 
How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore. 
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
[red]Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did![/red]

If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?
[red]The boy. [/red]

What asks no question but demands an answer?
[red]A doorbell or a ringing telephone.[/red]

What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
[red]Your name.[/red]

What bird can lift the most?
[red]A crane.[/red]

What can run but can't walk?
[red]Water. [/red]

What can you break without touching it?
[red]Your promise[/red].

What cap is never removed?
[red]Your kneecap.[/red]

What colour was Napoleon's white horse?
[red]White.[/red]

What did one arithmetic book say to the other arithmetic book?
[red]"Boy, do I have problems!" [/red]

What did one candle say to the other candle?
[red]"Going out tonight?"[/red]

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
[red]"Am I exhausted!"[/red][/quote]

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