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[quote]1.
amazing!! try it out!!!!
Did you know that the flight number of the plane that had hit WTC ...on
9/11 was Q33N ....Open your Notepad in ur computer and type the flight
number i.e Q33N... Increase the Font Size to 72, Change the Font to
Wingdings. U will be amazed by the findings.

2.
2 Tough Question

2 tough questions are you ready? 
 
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids 
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, 
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would 
you recommend that she have an abortion? 
 
Read the next question before looking at the 
response for this one. 
 
Question 2: 
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only 
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three 
candidates. 
 
Candidate A. 
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults 
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also 
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. 
 
Candidate B. 
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until 
noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of 
whiskey every evening. 
 
Candidate C 
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, 
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never 
cheated on his wife. 
 
Which of these candidates would be our choice? 
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the 
response. 
 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 
Candidate B is Winston Churchill. 
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. 
 
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion 
question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. 
 
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. 
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.. 
 
Never be afraid to try some thing new. 
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. 
Professionals. ..built the Titanic 
 
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 
* 7 have been arrested for fraud 
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 
* 3 have done time for assault 
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the 
last year... 
 
Can you guess which organization this is? 
 
Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. 
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year 
designed to keep the rest of us in line. [xx(]

3.
IT professionals must read it!!

In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was
offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

One day the lion thought it's prayers were answered when a US Zoo

Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo 
management to shift the lion to a US zoo.

The lion was pleased and started thinking of a central A/C

environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card.

On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag,

sealed very nicely, for breakfast. It opened the bag quickly but was

shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.

Controlling its anger, the lion thought that may be they cared too

much for him as they were worried about his stomach as

he had recently shifted from India . The next day the same thing

happened. On the third day again the

same food bag of bananas was delivered.

Now the lion was furious. It stopped the delivery boy and blasted

him, "Don't you know, I am the lion...King of the Jungle....What' s

wrong with your management? What nonsense is this ? Why are you 
delivering bananas to me ?"[:(!]

The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the King of the

Jungle but....do you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! [:D]

Moral : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere !!

Edited by: raushan on Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:06 AM[/quote]

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