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[quote][blue]The rules however work …………………………..

[b]Lorenze's Law of Mechanical repair :[/b]

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch .

[b]Anthony's Law of the workshop :[/b]

Any tool or spare part, when dropeed, will roll to the least accessible corner.

[b]Kovac's Conundrum :[/b]

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

[b]Cannon's Karmic Law :[/b]

If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will actually have a flat tyre.

[b]O'brien's variation law :[/b]

If you change queues, the one you have left will start move faster than the one you are in now.

[b]Bell's theorem : [/b]

As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

[b]Ruby's principle of close encounters :[/b]

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.

[b]Willoughby's law :[/b]

When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will .

[b]Zadra's law of biomechanics :[/b]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.

[b]Breda's rule :[/b]

Any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

[b]Owen's Law :[/b]

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

[b]Wooly's law :[/b]

When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by ![/blue][/quote]

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