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[quote][blue][font=Comic Sans MS][b][size=2]Darpok chacha went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. Then, when I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Doc, you've gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "My fee is Rs.100/- per visit." "That's awfully expensive, Doc," reckoned Darpok chacha. "Let me sleep on it, and I'll get back to you." Six months later, the doctor and Darpok chacha crossed paths. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a visit? Heck, a carpenter cured me for Rs.100/- "How do you figure?" asked the psychiatrist. "He took the money and cut the legs off the bed!"[/size=2][/b][/font=Comic Sans MS][/blue][/quote]
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