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[quote][blue][b][font=Century Gothic][size=3][center]Few Definitions[/center]

[u]School[/u]: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

[u]Life Insurance[/u]: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

[u]Nurse[/u]:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

[u]Marriage[/u]: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

[u]Divorce[/u]: Future tense of Marriage.

[u]Tears[/u]: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

[u]Lecture[/u]: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

[u]Conference[/u]: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

[u]Compromise[/u]: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

[u]Dictionary[/u] : A place where success comes before work.

[u]Conference Room[/u] : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

[u]Father[/u]: A banker provided by nature.

[u]Criminal[/u]: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

[u]Boss [/u] : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

[u]Politician[/u] : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

[u]Doctor[/u] : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

[u]Classic[/u]: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

[u]Smile [/u] : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

[u]Office[/u]:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

[u]Yawn[/u]: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

[u]Etc.[/u]: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

[u]Committee[/u] : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

[u]Experience[/u] : The name men give to their mistakes.

[u]Atom Bomb[/u]: An invention to end all inventions.

[u]Philosopher[/u] : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when dead [/size=3] [/font=Century Gothic] [/b] [/blue][/quote]

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