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[quote]with thx to mehboob ali

An elderly man in Winkelspruit calls his son in Cape Town and says, 
&quot;I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you 
that your Mother and I are getting a divorce ; 35 years of misery is enough!!&quot;

&quot;Dad, what are you talking about?&quot; the son screams. 
&quot;We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,&quot; the old man says. 
&quot;We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
can call your sister in England and tell her,&quot; and he hangs up. 
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 
&quot;Like heck they're getting divorced!!,&quot; she shouts, &quot;I'll take care of this.&quot;
She calls her Dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 
&quot;You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. 
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday. 
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!&quot; and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife.
&quot;Okay,&quot; he says, &quot;they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.&quot;[/quote]

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