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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, &quot;Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?&quot; &quot;I don't know,&quot; responded the other. &quot;I'll ask him.&quot;

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. &quot;Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?&quot; &quot;Intelligence,&quot; the boss said. &quot;What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?&quot;

The boss said, &quot;Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.&quot; The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, &quot;That's intelligence!&quot;

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, &quot;What did he say?&quot; &quot;He said we are down here because of intelligence.&quot; &quot;What's intelligence?&quot; said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, &quot;Take your shovel and hit my hand.&quot;[/blue][/b][/font=Comic Sans MS]

Edited by: aboosait on Saturday, December 13, 2008 5:24 PM[/quote]

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