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[quote]A Tablighi, Sufi, HT, Hanafi and a Salafi brother went out for a pizza one night. On returning home the lightbulb in their living room went out and subsequently they were sat in darkness. The brothers started debating over who should change the lightbulb. The Tablighi said 'I know, we'll elect an amir and get him to change the bulb' 'No no,' said the Sufi, 'No need, we'll all do thikr and the nur from the thikr will light up the room!' Proudly the HT said, 'Let's make this a khalifah state and we'll be saved by the khalif as he'll restore light to the room!' The brothers then turn to the Hanafi for help. 'Look, only if Imam Hanifa said to change light bulbs, then i'll do it.' 'Akhis, akhis!' said the salaf. 'What?' said the others. 'Where's your evidence the bulb actually needs changing?!'[/quote]
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