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[quote][blue]This has been around for some time but nice to read again.

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from [red]Fiance 5.0[/red] to [red]Husband 1.0[/red] and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under [red]Fiance 5.0.[/red]
In addition, [red]Husband 1.0[/red] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [red]Romance 9.5[/red] and [red]Personal Attention 6.5[/red], and then installed undesirable programs such as  [red]NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0[/red]  and [red]SPORTS 4.1[/red].

[red]Conversation 8.0[/red] no longer runs, and [red]Housecleaning 2.6[/red] simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running [red]Nagging 5.3[/red] to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

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Tech Support Reply,

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, [red]Fiance 5.0 [/red] is an Entertainment Package, while [red]Husband 1.0[/red] is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download [red]Tears 6.2[/red] and do not forget to install the [red]Guilt 3.0[/red]

If that application works as designed, [red]Husband 1.0[/red] should then automatically run the applications [red]Jeweler 2.0 &amp; Flowers 3.5.[/red]
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [red]Husband 1.0 [/red] to default to Silence 2.5, Unhappy 7.0 or [red]Friends 6.1[/red].
Please note that [red]Friends 6.1[/red] is a very bad program that will download the All Sports and Bad Habits Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install [red]Mother-In-Law 1.0[/red] under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [red]Fiance 5.0[/red] program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [red]Husband 1.0.[/red]
In summary, [red]Husband 1.0[/red] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:  [red]Cooking 3.0 [/red] and  [red]Hot Looks 7.7.[/red]

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support update[/blue][/quote]

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