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[quote][blue]Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out
and asks the shepherd, &quot;If I can tell you how many sheep you have,
will you give me one of them?&quot;

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of
grazing sheep and replies, &quot;Okay.&quot;

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a
database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.
He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says, &quot;You have exactly 1,586 sheep .

&quot; The shepherd cheers, &quot;That's correct, you can have your sheep.&quot;

The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, &quot;If I guess your profession, will
you return my animal to me?&quot;

The young man answers, &quot;Yes, why not?&quot; The shepherd says, &quot;You are an
auditor.&quot;

&quot;How did you know?&quot; asks the young man.

&quot;Very simple,&quot; answers the shepherd. &quot;Firstly, you came here without
being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I
already knew, and thirdly, you don't understand anything about my
business...&quot;

&quot;.....now can I have my dog back?&quot; [/blue] [:)][/quote]

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