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[quote][red]TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." [/red] [green]TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! [/green] [blue]TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! [/blue] [purple]Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.[/purple] [yellow]Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! [/yellow] [violet]HER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! [/violet] [brown]TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! [/brown] TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! [:D][/quote]
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