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[quote]salaam
here is one about never lying to your mother

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during 
the
course
of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome 
Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a 
relationship between the two, and this only made her more 
curious. Over the
course of
the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to 
think what if
there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you 
must
be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mom
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you 
don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll 
email her
just
to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN 
FROM
MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, 
BUT
THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE
YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.

LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M 
NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT 
REMAINS THAT
IF
HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING 
PAN
BY
NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT)[/quote]

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