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[quote]it was worth last nite. some grand jokes. my jaws literally started aching with laugh.astaghfirullah!(why we muslims feel guilty if we laugh??) the 4 brothers presenting were sooo funny!!
azhar usman from india with a long beard and long hair said 'perhaps most of you hvnt seen a muslim like me even smiling,let alone making others laugh' i must say he cracked the best jokes.
some were:

[purple]we muslims in the west hv to spend a lot of time to explain ourselves. when we need an eid holiday for e.g.

'i need my most imp holiday you see-eid holiday. i have to have it-this is the most imp time for a muslim'

employer: ok no problem-when is it?

'i have no idea!! mon, tues or cud be wed. but in some mosques thurs and perhaps this year it could be fri as well. so basically i need a whole week holiday...'[xx(] [/purple]

[green] 'pakistan- zind a bad' nowadays.
has turned into
 'pakistan- things r bad'[/green]

[blue]why sub continent muslims are known to be running behind time? 
its not our fault. the problem is that in urdu we have the same word for yesterday and tomorrow(kal) and same word for day before yesterday and day after tomorrow(parsoun) so actually the whole week is very busy for us and we hardly have time...[8D] [/blue]

(these are only few. u ust buy their cd online from allahmademefunny.com)[/quote]

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