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[quote]great thoughts:[xx(]
29. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in 
the East and the sun sets in the West. 
25. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the 
autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure 
domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to 
keep bare arms.

accurate definitions:[8)]
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &amp; a fool at the other.

6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &amp; everybody disagrees later on.
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12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 
14.
15.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 
19.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
21.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.  
22.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway &quot;See I am not injured yet.&quot;
24.
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
28.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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