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[quote][red][b]Salamz ^^
 
So, take the following test, and determine if you are losing it or are still &quot;with it.&quot; The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: &quot;bread.&quot; If you said &quot;toast,&quot; then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, &quot;bread,&quot; go to Question 2.

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2. Say &quot;silk&quot; five times. Now spell &quot;silk.&quot; What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said &quot;milk,&quot; please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.

It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said &quot;water&quot;

Then proceed to question 3.

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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said &quot;green bricks,&quot; what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ?? If you said &quot;glass,&quot;

Then! Go on to Question 4.

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4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.

In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

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So are you losing it?! [:D]

(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)[/b] [/red][/quote]

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