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salmauk
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, June 5, 2004 - 6:07 PM 
Jazak'Allah sis  |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 9:43 AM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 - 12:31 PM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Friday, July 2, 2004 - 5:35 AM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Thursday, July 8, 2004 - 5:43 PM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 12:40 PM
desert
i told my 8 yrs old son yesterday that as i past by his school to the post office, the school was so "deserted" due to holidays " 
oh ! so who has been feeding "desert " to the school in holidays"   |
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atifrafi
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Tuesday, September 7, 2004 - 10:23 AM
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how some business is done!! |
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ibrahim
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Tuesday, September 7, 2004 - 4:03 PM
hahahahahahahaha
v nice joke
i'm sure in Pakistan this is ONE of the Most successful way of business. |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 11:42 PM
Repent! Repent! And Sin No More!
rcvd with thnx from br. ijaz latif.
Assalamu alaykum
won't do it again!
There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job. And so he started, erecting the trestles and putting up the planks, and buying the paint and thinning it down with turpentine.
Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened and the rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jack off the scaffold to land on the lawn.
Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he fell on his knees and cried, "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty Voice spoke,
"Repaint! Repaint! And Thin no more!"
Edited by: hkhan on Friday, September 24, 2004 3:53 AM |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, October 2, 2004 - 1:35 AM
Assalaamu’alaikum,
A man went to a tailor for stitching of a shirt. He asked the tailor to stitch in such a fashion that no body has had ever such a type of shirt.
The tailor said “OK” and stitched the shirt in a few days.
When the tailor handed over the shirt to him, the man was surprised to see the pocket stitched on back of the shirt, and shouted at once at the tailor. What is this?
The tailor said. You yourself have asked me to stitch in such a fashion that no body has had ever such a type of shirt.
Edited by: hkhan on Thursday, February 08, 2007 8:03 PM |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, October 2, 2004 - 9:40 AM
thnx surgeon 
hope you wouldn't transplant my kidney that way 
really enjoyed
keep sending pls
wassalaam/peace |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Sunday, October 3, 2004 - 9:40 PM
Assalaamu’alaikum,
I will have to do your kidney transplantation that way, if God likes it but don’t worry He can make the wrong right, Allah-Ho-Akbar. |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Sunday, October 3, 2004 - 10:00 PM
Assalaamu’alaikum,
A young man saw an advertisement at a hotel “Come here, eat as you wish and as you can and the payment duration is so long that the bill will be paid by your grandson”.
He thought, “I am still unmarried and it is too long for my grandson to be born”. Let’s enjoy.
He happily entered the hotel and ordered for his many favourite dishes.
After eating well as he could when he was leaving the hotel, the hotel owner presented a huge bill to him. The man shouted at once, what is this? The hotel owner said, “ This is the bill of your grandfather”
Dr. Akhlaq |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Sunday, October 17, 2004 - 11:20 PM
Salam,
Once there was a couple.
The wife was as beautiful as the husband ugly.
One day, the husband said, “We both will go to paradise”.
Why? “The wife said”.
The husband told that God has promised for paradise to those who do “Sabr” (patience) and “Shukr” (Thanking God).
The wife said, “What do you mean”.
The husband said, “I do “Shukr” to see you and you do “Sabr” to see me”. |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, November 6, 2004 - 10:07 PM
The students were making a noise in the classroom.
The teacher came at once and said, “50% of you are stupid”
The students complained to the principal that the teacher had told us so.
The principal decided to ask the teacher to take his words back.
The teacher came in the classroom and said, I take my words back, “50% of you are not stupid” |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Monday, November 8, 2004 - 8:05 PM
gooood one surgeon. thnx for the Smile. C wat sr fathima sends!
WATCH YOUR DIET IN RAMADAN!
Customer at till : Thanks. But where is my 'free gift' with the butter?
Staff: Which free gift Sir There isn't any I'm afraid.
Customer  : Don't try to get rid of me please. Read the packing where it says
'CHOLESTROL FREE
(rcvd from Fathima, Srilanka) |
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