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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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 Posted - Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 11:32 PM 
Once there was a plumber opposite to whom a doctor opened a clinic.
Daily, there was a rush of the patients with the doctor while only a few customers of the plumber.
One day the plumber thought, “If I were a doctor”. So he left his plumbership and changed his workshop into a clinic after purchasing all the equipment.
After few minutes, a patient of chest pain came to him. After examining, he said to the patient, “You need your basin and water closet to be changed”. |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Tuesday, November 30, 2004 - 10:45 AM
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Thursday, December 2, 2004 - 8:19 PM
STAGING OF MAN’S MARITAL LIFE
Before engagement just a man
After engagement, a superman
After marriage, a gentleman
After one year, a governessman
After ten years, a washerman
After twenty years, a watchman
After thirty years? A man or something man like? |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, December 12, 2004 - 2:13 PM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 11:22 AM
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ibrahim
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Monday, January 17, 2005 - 7:24 AM
| Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange Information |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Monday, January 17, 2005 - 7:41 PM
yes it does sound interesting dear loveall
plz do explain the joke
really a difficult one like greater n lesser sacs of the peritoneum! easy for abdominal surgeons though i suppose
wassalaam |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 11:07 AM
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saqi12345
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Monday, February 7, 2005 - 11:59 PM
| Thank you "Love all" for the jokes, but I think they need to be a bit trimmed and within certain limits to suite the standard of this site. Regards. |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 1:09 PM
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Sweet16
USA
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Posted - Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:05 PM
Salaam Alaikum to all the sisters and brothers. i have been registered to this online academy for a while however, never participated. therefore thisis my first time and i really don't know how the system works. so if anyone of u receive this message would u kindly explain how i can keep myself updated with the forums? and how can i actually become a daily student of this place in order to actually feel like im learning and being tested upon the topics i read about?
Jazakallahu Khairan...it's nice to be here alreayd & i'm sure i will always be warmly welcomed like all the other brothers and sisters have been:)
Fi'amanillah |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 3:26 AM
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ibrahim
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 8:49 AM
 Thanks a Lot Sister Henna for helping Dear sweet16
wa Alaikum us Salaam dear Sister in Islaam
You are v v v WARMLY welcomed. We really need Participants, ACTIVE like you, who take this website as an Online Academy & feel that Visiting the site DAILY (or as Frequently as Possible) is their MORAL Responsibility. For becoming a DAILY student I would like to advise that please try to do these things:
1- Your MOST important DUTY is to GO THROUGH your Selected Courses & Complete them ONE by ONE.
2- Discuss the Points U want to at their Respective Forums & before Taking any Quiz read the Prev. Discussions present in the Forums.
3- Don't Forget to LOOK at ALL the "Active Topics" , Read them & Participate as MUCH as you can & Plz Don't shy to say OR ask anything.
4- Scroll Down the Home Page. You will find "Recent Discussions" , "Recent Articles" & "Recent Questions". You Can Daily benefit from them & All other Useful material present there.
5- You can read "Newsletter". They are Issued On 1st & 16th of Every Month.
And there are MANY more things to Do. Plz feel FREE to ask ME (or ANY other person) for any kind of Help.
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Sweet16
USA
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 Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 11:37 PM
Asalaam alaikum...I am glad to be here and regret y I hadn't joined before. Well it's never to late to strive towards to right path. I thank u sisters & brothers for giving me a warm welcome This motivates me more. Now I will follow the procedure Sis. Heena and bro. Ibrahim have given. Then after that I'll report to u guys and Inshallah hope to become an active participant, Ameen.
Take care and may Allah (SWT) bless u all!
Fi' amanillah |
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ibrahim
PAKISTAN
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 Posted - Monday, February 28, 2005 - 6:54 AM
wa Alaikum us Salaam ... We ar more GLAD than YOU that you are HERE now. YEAH, it's never to late to strive towards to right path.
Plz if you dont mind your Serious Participation is NEEDED anywhere ELSE in other Forums, not much here at "Smiles"
Take care and may Allah (SWT) bless u all!
Fee Amaan i Allah |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, April 3, 2005 - 3:56 PM
yes surgeon. there isn't a doubt about wat you hv said  and we hope to continue having balanced smiles over here insh'Allah
wassalaam |
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