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nuttynum
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 5:18 PM 
this is funny
THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON....
ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:
"I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE."
THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE
CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE.
THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
AN PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE
BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM
DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. "
THE PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE....
CAN YOU GUESS?
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TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS????
.
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COME ON, THINK LIKE AN PAKISTANi.................
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A DOZEN PAKISTANIS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT |
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nuttynum
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Friday, December 30, 2005 - 5:19 PM 
and no offence to the pakistanis out dere, im 1 too |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Friday, December 30, 2005 - 10:55 PM
Salamz
XD thats a good one!! haha...
.xXx. Wassalam |
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anila
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 9:57 PM
| ha, ha, ha. We pakistanis have big hearts we make fun of ourselves. |
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Mariya786
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 11:42 AM
| tht was funny i only red it today |
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Hind1
USA
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 Posted - Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 9:49 PM
 THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!! |
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Aamna
KUWAIT
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Posted - Tuesday, May 23, 2006 - 8:18 PM
Salam,
Masha Allah Good joke.. |
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Aamna
KUWAIT
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Posted - Tuesday, May 23, 2006 - 8:25 PM
Assalamoalikum,
Hope you all like it..
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Pathan And The Ship
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.
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A Man needing Heart
A man needing a heart transplant is told be his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants that sheep's heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him, 'How are you feeling?' the man replies, 'Not BAAAAAD!"
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Tuesday, May 23, 2006 - 11:41 PM
hmm...
a bit doubtful abt the pathan though  they aren't that ....are they |
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Aamna
KUWAIT
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 Posted - Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 3:55 AM
TextImagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi then what will happen??? -You will have commands like these on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay La ao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao.. |
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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, June 20, 2006 - 8:12 PM
salaam
here is one about never lying to your mother
A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during
the
course
of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this only made her more
curious. Over the
course of
the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to
think what if
there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you
must
be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mom
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll
email her
just
to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN
FROM
MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN,
BUT
THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE
YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M
NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT
REMAINS THAT
IF
HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING
PAN
BY
NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT) |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 10:50 AM
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 10:52 AM
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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 12:27 PM
salaam
this one is about wives duties
>>
>>Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new
>>wives duties.
>>
>>
>>The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he had
>>told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
>>to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on
>>the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
>>washed and put away.
>>
>>
>>The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given his
>>wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
>>He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next
>>day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were
>>done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>>
>>
>>The third man had married an English girl.
>>
>>
>>He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
>>dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
>>every day.
>>
>>
>>He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
>>see anything either but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
>>down and he could see a little out of his left eye. |
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tilawat
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 12:45 AM
How about Punjabi as an official language!
English: A file is attached herewith for necessary action.
Punjabi: Kaghzaan di dathi, kar ke nathi, kiti e age, waaste karan karaanrh de.
English: This loss should also be borne by the government.
Punjabi: Eh thuk wi gourmint nu lage. |
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Zulfee
USA
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Posted - Friday, July 7, 2006 - 9:51 AM
Eh thuk wi gourmint nu lage.
oooooooooooooooooooooo
thuk ay ie bound which |
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