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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Sunday, December 12, 2004 - 2:11 PM 
DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!
rcvd from br ijaz latif. thnx 
Behold, I Come Quickly
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.
"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.
He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely.
"That is all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming  |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 9:46 PM 
| heeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its funni ^.^ |
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