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Loveall
PAKISTAN
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 Topic initiated on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 12:45 AM 
A Best Sermon
A best sermon is one that is sermon (Sir moan) only- 100% pure.
It is a lie, “Two women travelled on the same seat calm and quite” Similarly it is a lie, “Two men accepted women same as them in all aspects”
The best couple is, “A Blind wife and a deaf husband”
Man in sheep’s clothing.
Beauty needs no garments.
All that flatter, are sold.
Sight is right.
Agony makes the care go.
Chaste makes waste.
Bride hath a fall.
Onion is strength. Tears are beers. Grapes are tour.
As you cow so shall you weep.
Raise whistle in the air.
A drowning woman catches at a DRAW.
Out of Crying pan into the fire.
Greediness is the best policy.
Necessity is the mother of inTention.
Teasy come wheezy go
Do at home as the humans do.
Make neigh while the gun shines.
Dip the devil in the mud.
Rod is the logic of the tools |
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Nauman
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 10:56 AM 
From my perspective; the best couple is, “A Blind Husband and a Mute Wife”.
Because most husbands complain about their wives’ quarrelling on useless issues.
On the other hand most, rather all, wives complain about their husbands looking at others’ women, including married one also. Like we say ‘Husbands like their own children and others’ wives’.
Love To All.
Nauman. |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, March 26, 2005 - 11:56 AM
**feels insulted**
leave women alone, for behind every man is a woman feeding him SANITY.
without our voices telling you men what to do, you'd all be in psycho wards so MISTA!! the day of resurrection will be a day of craziness indeed...
Salamz x |
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