xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Monday, April 4, 2005 - 9:29 PM 
-Stepping on Ducks-
three women went to heaven. they were told that: "If you step on a duck you will be chained to an ugly man for the rest of your life. SO BE CAREFUL." the women laughed it off and said, if we were careful enough to get to heaven, we will NOT step on any ducks!
unfortunately, the woman who said this tread on a duck a week later and was chained to a hideous man. and that's what happened to the other one, too.
the third lass who was AMAZINGLY careful was eventually told that she was to be blessed by being chained to the most beautiful man ever. and she was!
after a while of getting to know that man, she sighed out, "I wonder what I did to deserve this..." and the man replied, "well i don't know about you, but i stepped on a duck..." |
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