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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Monday, April 4, 2005 - 10:03 PM 
-Never trust the Magic froggy!-
this is actually an email forward so im putting it up here becos its pretty funny, hope you enjoy
a lady was once walking home through the park and when she came across the lake, she stopped to skip some stones for a while. she tossed one stone which went and hit a frog on the back of its warty head. the frog turned and said, ah, so you want a wish do you?
the lady was so terrified that she let out a scream and began running in the other direction. the frog quickly called for her and said, WAIT! do not be frieghtened! for lo, i am the Magic Frog who shall grant you any three wishes you desire.[/gold
the lady turned around, suddenly interested. Any three? she asked
Any three, replied the frog, on one condition however: your husband will get your wish with an effect of three times greater
the lady shrugged and sat down: ok. for my first wish, i want to be the prettiest woman in the world.
the frog glanced at her nervously and said, well you do know that your husband will be three times more handsome right?
the lady smiled and said yes, but i'll be the prettiest lady in the world and he'll only have eyes for me 
the frog said a phew words and POOF! she was the prettiest woman in the world.
yay! next, i'd like to be the RICHEST person in world
the frog said,well, your husband will be three times richer...
yes, but whatever is his is mine 
the frog said a phew words and POOF! she was the richest person in the world.
the lady then grinned maliciously and said: for my third and final wish, i would like to have a mild heart attack...
**well, folks, her husband had a heart attack three times milder than that so it was her loss! **
-Salamz .xXx. |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 - 10:55 PM 
wow basmah! no one tells jokes like you!!!
wow thanks magic froggy, atleast YOU noticed... :)
x from the attention seeker x |
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