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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 - 7:11 PM 
-A Westernised Asian Couple?-
Salamz, hehe, i dont remember this joke very well and it may have already been posted but here goes 
A british couple, an American couple and an Indian couple all enter the same posh expensive resteraunt together and sit at different tables, close by eachother.
the British man, in an attempt to be romantic, says to his wife: ''Pass the honey, honey''
the American man says to his wife: ''pass the sugar, sugar''
and the Indian man, not wanting to be left out, quickly says to his wife: ''Pass the milk, cow.''
Wassalam .xXx.
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AngelOfLife
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, February 21, 2006 - 7:16 PM 
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bilal_sahib
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, February 21, 2006 - 7:46 PM
nimah says "oi bilal stop snorting" [with laughter]
i still dont know why i find that soo funny hehe |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Monday, February 27, 2006 - 10:16 AM
wonderful!!!!!!!
good joke on ASIANS living in west. |
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ibrahim
Moderator
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Monday, February 27, 2006 - 10:49 AM
Good Joke Bas
BUT
What about this (it's NOT mine so plz Excuse ME if ONE do not Like it & surely OUR little moderator can Delete it ANY time) Just take it as a JOKE only:
One person wrote a letter to his wife:
Dear Sweet Heart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You're Husband
His wife replied after some days to her husband:
Dearest Husband
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. Milk man was agreed on 2 kisses
2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Of mine.
4. Vegetable and food shop keeper was not agreeing with kisses only,
So I have given some other items to him.........
5. Others 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses and I hope I can
Complete this month.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advice?????????
Your Sweet Heart |
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Nauman
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 6:44 AM
There is a very important lesson to be learnt from Mr. Ibrahim’s joke for all husbands.
Thanks for the advice in advance. |
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nuttynum
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Friday, March 3, 2006 - 6:12 PM
hahahahahahahha
dat was funni |
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Loveall
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:23 AM
QUOTE: - i still dont know why i find that soo funny hehe
You are right!
QUOTE: - hahahahahahahha QUOTE: - hehe
Is “hahahahahahahha” masculine and “hehe” feminine?
QUOTE: - good joke on ASIANS living in west.
I think, would be better if it were, “ASIANS living in the Vest”
QUOTE: - I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
Are the kisses “with moustaches” or “without moustaches”?
QUOTE: - the British man, in an attempt to be ROMANTIC, says to his wife: ''Pass the honey, honey'' the American man says to his wife: ''pass the sugar, sugar''and the Indian man, not wanting to be left out, quickly says to his wife: ''Pass the milk, cow.''
I think the Indian might be diabetic, hating honey and sugar etc and asking for milk once only as these people (diabetics) are NOT usually so much ROMANTIC passively not actively. |
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