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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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 Topic initiated on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 12:27 PM 
SMILY ANSWERS
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) 
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for
IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) 
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) 
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) 
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution. 
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )----
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult
question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question.
" "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!" He was selected for IIM!
"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity." |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 7:03 PM 
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aboosait
INDIA
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 Posted - Thursday, February 1, 2007 - 2:30 PM
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Question and the Answer ...
Good post. Keep it up |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Sunday, February 25, 2007 - 1:40 PM
WHAT GENDER IS A COMPUTER?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral.
Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Monday, July 2, 2007 - 9:07 AM
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
--Dennis Ritchie
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
--Fred Brooks
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
--Bertrand Russell
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
--Alan J. Perlis
Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
--Anon \ |
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