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aboosait
INDIA
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 Topic initiated on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 2:27 PM 
Laloo got job in Microsoft (USA)
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ?
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Sunday, April 1, 2007 - 7:54 AM 
Poor Laloo is the scapegoat here unlike the Sardarji or the khansaheb. But is there a moral in this story?
Please note how cunningly a sentence has been split to bring out different meanings?
I have come across mullas who quote portions of verses from the Qur'an totally out of context in order to prove their point.
One has to be very careful especially during the month of Rabiul Awwal when road shows are arranged for these mullas. |
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