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 Topic initiated on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 6:17 AM 
....RULES FOR WHICH REASONS ARE NOT KNOWN …
The rules however work …………………………..
Lorenze's Law of Mechanical repair :
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch .
Anthony's Law of the workshop :
Any tool or spare part, when dropeed, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum :
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Cannon's Karmic Law :
If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will actually have a flat tyre.
O'brien's variation law :
If you change queues, the one you have left will start move faster than the one you are in now.
Bell's theorem :
As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.
Ruby's principle of close encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.
Willoughby's law :
When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will .
Zadra's law of biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.
Breda's rule :
Any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Wooly's law :
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by ! |
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