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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 1:27 PM 
to marry or to die...
with thx to anne hartley:
WEDDINGS...
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of the aunts and the grand motherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'...
They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals 
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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 Posted - Monday, November 17, 2008 - 9:05 AM 
Santa: Judge Sahab mujhe divorce chahiye.
Judge: What is the reason?
Santa: Ek sal se meri wife ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
Judge: Ek baar phir soch lo, aisi biwi kismat walo ko he milti hai |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 5:19 PM
hmm... m sure he was a v. unlucky guy  |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 2:27 PM
patient: doctor saab mujhe beemari ho gayi hai?
doctor: kya?
patient: jab meri beewi bolti hai to mujhe sunaayi nahin deta.
doctor: yeh beemari nahin ,Allah ki nemat hai |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Thursday, June 25, 2009 - 12:33 AM
aur beewi kay leay behra khawand bhi Allah kee naemat hae kiya bhai jan  |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Sunday, June 28, 2009 - 11:56 AM
quote:
patient: doctor saab mujhe beemari ho gayi hai?
doctor: kya?
patient: jab meri beewi bolti hai to mujhe sunaayi nahin deta.
doctor: yeh beemari nahin ,Allah ki nemat hai
I would read Nemat as Karamat |
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dubmuz
IRELAND
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Posted - Saturday, August 29, 2009 - 11:41 PM
| any chance of a translation? |
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