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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 - 9:18 AM 
Test for Idiocy
Below are four (4 ) questions and bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
...Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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ANSWER
He just has to open his mouth and ask... |
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aboosait
INDIA
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 Posted - Tuesday, December 2, 2008 - 3:34 PM 
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Below are four (4 ) questions and bonus question. .........................
I had read that somewhere. Anyway good selection. Thanks for sharing.
Edited by: aboosait on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 3:34 PM |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, December 3, 2008 - 10:25 PM
welcome back A  sala'm |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Thursday, December 4, 2008 - 1:32 PM
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welcome back A sala'm
I did not go away  |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 11:45 PM
gud 1 thats the way... (we don't mind as long as one has learnt from his mistake:)  |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 11:07 AM
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..........we don't mind as long as one.........
dont mind what? |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 9:50 AM
..that u deny/deleted ur 3 wks exile  |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 5:07 PM
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..that u deny/deleted ur 3 wks exile
exile or short break? A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Ok. lets return to the topic:
Everyone is entitled to be idiotic, but some abuse the privilege.
Edited by: aboosait on Saturday, December 13, 2008 5:19 PM |
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