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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 5:20 PM 
who was there at the time of Moses........
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
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aboosait
INDIA
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 Posted - Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 2:37 AM 
"If Moses was the son of Pharoah
Then Moses was the daughter of Pharoah's son."
How does this make 'sense' ?
Tis a wee 'conundrum' :-)
scroll for the answer................
dont understand?...................
dont get it?.............................
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Oh well.
'Moses' is a surname ;-)
IF John Moses was the son of Pharoah
Then Mary Moses was the daughter of Pharoah's son, John (Moses). |
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