hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Sunday, November 29, 2009 - 6:25 PM 
Eid, Hanukah and interfaith Smiles.
1/ My daughter was about 3 yrs old. we went to celebrate Eid at my inlaws in a city in Pk. the children got attached to the qurbani/sacrifice animals as usual, in a few days, taking them for grazing, putting mehandi(henna colour) on them etc.
as the cow was about to be slaughtered by my husband and his brothers, my daughter ran to the spot"wait baba wait!!1plz!!"
She bent down, went close to the cow's head and ran back to me.
"what did u do?"i sked nervously. there was hardly any time to think what was happening.
"just said to the cow "not to worry~you will go straight to the paradise!" she looked at me with tear filled eyes.
2/ with thx to ronnin & reggie
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
(Parrot's Pictire)
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
(A terrifying Dog's picture, who was watching )
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