abunoman
PAKISTAN
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Topic initiated on Thursday, October 20, 2011 - 7:20 AM
Outrun a bear
Two guys are out in the woods for hiking. All of a sudden, a bear start chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear stars climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and start putting them on.
The second guy says," what are you doing? I figure when the bear gets too close, we will have to jump down and make a run for it."
The first one replies," Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
The first guy says," I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you ...." |
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