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shopnaj
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 5:40 PM 
Hearing Problems
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you." The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner.
He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you DEAF IDIOT!" |
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Malix
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 8:39 PM 
SALAM
nice 1 
bye |
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ibrahim
Moderator
PAKISTAN
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 Posted - Friday, July 23, 2004 - 8:38 AM
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
v v nice
Some time Students also have same type of hearing problem when teacher ASK them to note down their Home Work. BUT they never have such problem when teacher annouces a FREE period OR a Holiday etc.
Am i Right? |
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Malix
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 1:18 PM
SALAM
well i 4 1, dnt know wot u r talkin bout (angl face)
i always "listnd" 2 my tchrs
salam |
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shopnaj
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 4:24 PM
sure- of course i listened to my teachers too- not that it was always a good thing. I just had problems hearing my alarm clock go off in the mornings... used to think it was kinda a shame when the same thing didn't happened when i got told off for being late... again!!! |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Thursday, August 5, 2004 - 7:06 AM
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