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Malix
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Friday, July 30, 2004 - 3:41 PM 
The Perfect Husband
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,an acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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ibrahim
Moderator
PAKISTAN
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 Posted - Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 7:32 AM 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA
Laugh out LOUD on this really a v v good joke |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, August 8, 2004 - 3:13 PM
| lol malix hu tld u tht 1? :P |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, October 9, 2004 - 10:32 PM
Assalaamu’alaikum ,
The home peace depends entirely upon the understanding between the husband and wife. I think the best couple, which deserves Nobel Award in home peace, is “A blind wife and a deaf husband”
Dr. Akhlaq |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Monday, October 18, 2004 - 11:16 PM
Once there was a couple.
The wife was as beautiful as the husband ugly.
One day, the husband said, “We both will go to paradise”.
Why? “The wife said”.
The husband told that God has promised for paradise to those who do “Sabr” (patience) and “Shukr” (Thanking God).
The wife said, “What do you mean”.
The husband said, “I do “Shukr” to see you and you do “Sabr” to see me”.
Dr. Akhlaq |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 - 8:46 AM
 indeed
and that goes for every thing in life for believers! |
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sparklegirl
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, November 7, 2004 - 3:44 PM
Hehehehehehehhe!
that was agd 1 malix! |
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surgeonakhlaq
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 10:00 PM
STAGING OF MAN’S MARITAL LIFE
Before engagement just a man
After engagement, a superman
After marriage, a gentleman
After one year, a governessman
After ten years, a washerman
After twenty years, a watchman
After thirty years? A man or something man like? |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, December 11, 2004 - 8:05 PM
| lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll thts a good one **fallz off chair bcos im im laffing so hard** :P:P:P:P |
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