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Malix
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 11:01 PM 
No wonder teachers go "crazy" with children...
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
HER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!  |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, October 2, 2004 - 9:01 PM 
O SHWEET THTS SO CUTE!
esp the last one hee hee |
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