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xoya100

PAKISTAN
Topic initiated on Sunday, December 31, 2006  -  2:58 PM Reply with quote
Laugh Out Loud!!!!!!...................


Mother:What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother:What did you write?
Son:I don`t know,they haven`t taught us how to read yet.


Student:The brain is a wonderful thing!
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Student:Because it starts working the second you wake up and never stops until you are asked a question in class.


Teacher:Be sure to walk straight home.
Student:I can`t, I just live round the corner!

Teacher:What is an island?
Pupil:A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher:On one side?
Pupil:Yes!On top.

Teacher:Give me three reasons why the earth is round.
Student:Well my dad says so,my mom says so and you say so!!.....
Fizz1

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Sunday, December 31, 2006  -  8:18 PM Reply with quote
salam
realy good jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
enspecialy the last 1

Edited by: fizz1 on Friday, January 05, 2007 8:04 PM
xoya100

PAKISTAN
Posted - Tuesday, January 2, 2007  -  10:34 AM Reply with quote
Thank you!!!
xxbasxx

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, January 6, 2007  -  12:11 AM Reply with quote

Assalamualaikum,

ah the fragile minds of young children. so simple and sweet! wait until you actually have to learn why the earth is round =_= its not so sweet or fragile or simple. its complex. painful. and ANNOYING.

maybe you should put this in the Smile a While forum? or may be you already have ?? x_X
.xXx.
Martian24

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, March 3, 2007  -  3:05 AM Reply with quote
Heheheheheh :) or is it hahahahahha?
Lol ;)

Gr8 jokes

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