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SaraIqbal
PAKISTAN
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 Topic initiated on Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 5:35 AM 
Difference between Men and Women
Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM
Men
Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
Insert card
Dial code and desired amount
Take the cash, the card and the slip
Women
Drive to the bank
Engine stalled
Check make-up in the mirror
Apply perfume
Manually check haircut
Park the car - failure
Park the car - failure
Park the car - success
Search for the card in the handbag
Insert card, rejected by the machine
Throw phonecard back in handbag
Look for bank card
Insert card
Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
Enter code
Study instructions for 2 minutes
#Cancel#
Re-enter code
#Cancel#
Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
Enter huge amount
#Error#
Enter large amount
#Error#
Enter smaller amount
Cross fingers
Take cash
Go back to the car
Check make up in rear mirror
Look for keys in handbag
Start car
Drive 50 meters
STOP
Drive back to bank machine
Get out of the car
Take card and ticket back from machine
Go back to the car
Throw card on passenger seat
Throw slip on the floor
Check make up in rear mirror
Manually check haircut
Go into roundabout - wrong way
BRAKE!!
Go into roundabout - right way
Drive 5 kilometers
Remove hand brake
Stop at mall
Spend money
Go back to step 1 |
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Nauman
PAKISTAN
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 Posted - Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 9:20 AM 
As-Salaamu Alaikum Sara Iqbal,
This is a good one indeed! I hope all women are not that genius.
This makes me wonder, what types of lives their husbands have at home. |
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nuttynum
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 2:16 PM
omg
not all women are like dat
but funny joke |
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ibrahim
Moderator
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Monday, January 30, 2006 - 5:37 AM
| Thankyou Sara jee for a Very Good joke & the Most interesting thing in it is that a Woman is telling us about the other Women |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Monday, January 30, 2006 - 2:31 PM
hmm.....so we expect men now to tell us about themselves...so honestly
however it does not mean that us and sarah agrees with whatever is said about women here. after all don't forget its just for a "smile for a while" so don't be too happy about it  and tell us something about men.honest |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Monday, January 30, 2006 - 5:37 PM
Salamz ^_^
hehe i dont wear makeup and i doubt i ever will O.O but apart from that, im SO gonna be like that when i learn to drive XD
in fact ill probably be worse
but im a hijaabi so i dont have to worry about my hair
i have to tend to my scarf which... TAKES LONGER!!
.xXx. Wassalam |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 11:23 AM
recvd in an email. had to delete some points...which sounded too offensive
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque-books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. |
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bilal_ahmed
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 5:48 PM
| The Women used to be like that in 1960`s but Women of Today ........... I cannot say anyhting more as Wise people know the reality and its better not to disturb the Bees. |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Saturday, July 22, 2006 - 11:32 AM
How do u know u r in Syria?!?!?
Well..... almost 100% true...
Enjoy it ....
1. Everyone you meet say he has an important cousin in the government.
2. Every car in the road has an arm hanging out of the window with a dirty
pointing finger.
3. Every sign in English has a spelling mistake.
4. Everyone has a black dark thick moustache.
5. Everyone you meet complains.
6. All the girls you meet look alike.
7. All the girls you meet dress alike.
8. All the girls you meet can't think straight.
9. Everyone's grandfather was the first in the country to buy a Mercedes. .
10. Everyone you meet was rich in the past.
11. 99.6% of the people u meet have applied for a green card.
12. Everyone stares at you for no specific reason.
13. A seven month postdated check is considered cash.
14. No one you meet ! speaks English but somehow refuses to speak in any
other
language but English.
15. Everyone you meet has a cousin living in Chicago.
16. When all nightclub bouncers salute you with the words 'coubles only'
and
welcome you in.
17. You see a car accident every kilometer in Ramadan
18. You see thousands of people crowding over a beautiful girl.
19. Anyone who tries to speak in English says 'ya3ni'after every word.
20. 'Wasta' is the only solution for every problem.
21. Everyone is the General Manager.
22. Everyone thinks road signs are only there for decorative purposes.
23. When traveling to the States, you are confronted with thousands of
people asking you to deliver big ugly bags to their cousins there.
24. When suddenly at a police station or any other governmental department
everyone becomes everyone's cousin.
25. When the sight of people queuing up in line become s invi! sible.
26. Everyone wants to buy a Mercedes like it's kind of treasure or
something
27. When you see people spitting all around.
28. When someone tries to buy a gum at a cheaper price.
29. When the 'p' letter is pronounced as a 'b'.
30. Everything is boring.
31. When people are talking about car customs going down.
32. Every mother and father says that his/her son/daughter had high marks
before bakaloria.
33. Every mother and father were brilliant in the past and keep telling
that
to their sons.
34. When you hear the 'wasel' word several times a day.
35. 'Water', you hear this word 100 times a day in the summer.
36. Football is the only sport you hear about.
37. Prices of everything are going up daily.
38. Everyone has problems with his mobile phone bill.
39. Everyone has sent 1000 copies of his CV to Dubai with his cousin.
39. There's no wh ere to go but eat.
Just kidding
http://www.2muslims.com/forum/Services_And_Programs_C4/Nice_Collection_F37/How_do_you_know_you_are_in_Syria_P127/ |
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