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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 10:31 AM 
a woman can never be pleased
salams everyone
here is a light hearted one hope you enjoy
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
Woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE.
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
Shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may
Choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . . . . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-
Dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
Exit the building, and have a nice day! [/blue] |
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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 10:50 AM 
here is another
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. |
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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 10:51 AM
| Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!" |
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ibrahim
Moderator
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 11:01 AM
| Well thanks a Lot sister for Giving us v NICE smiles |
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Nauman
PAKISTAN
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Posted - Friday, May 26, 2006 - 11:19 AM
Great Jokes Indeed!
I wonder where have you read them from! |
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sahira
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 4:47 PM
| i got em off an islamic site and one was sent to me through email |
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Aamna
KUWAIT
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 Posted - Monday, May 29, 2006 - 3:02 PM
Ranjeet Singh Aik MNC Mein Interview Deney Jaata hai.
Interview Ke doraan Manager Poochta hai:
"So... Mr.Singh, What do you expect for the Salary?"
Ranjeet Singh: "Jyaada nahi Saab, Bas Mahinay Kay 80 Hazaar Rupaay; Aik Chota sa Bunglow; Aik Gaari; Aur Kuch Nauker Chaakar"
Manager: "OK Mr.Singh, Hum Aap ko Mahinay Ke Aik Laakh Pachaas Hazaar Rupaay; Aik Baraa Sa Bunglow; Aik BMW car with a Driver; Aap Ke Bachon ki School Fees aur 10 Nauker Aap ki Biwi Ke liye."
Ranjeet Singh Was very Excited......
Ranjeet Singh : " Kiyon Mazaak Kertey ho Sahab! "
Manager: " Shuru kis ne Kiya Tha......."!!!! |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 11:31 AM
thnk u all for lovely smiles  
may we all smile together here 'n hereafter.
btw did you read that" what am i "hereafter"   |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Saturday, June 3, 2006 - 1:02 PM
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