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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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 Topic initiated on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 12:55 PM 
pappu pass ho gaya!!!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and
one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at
home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog
!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no
longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher |
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xxbasxx
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Friday, January 12, 2007 - 11:11 PM 
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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 Posted - Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 3:25 PM
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble" |
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shahidas
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Friday, April 13, 2007 - 12:45 AM
| oh so this is how we can improve on being diplomatic, just on a positive note!! |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Tuesday, May 15, 2007 - 4:06 PM
USELESS FACTs
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The "57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself.
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8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
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12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaph obia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
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17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A "2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
Now that you have gone through the list it is up to you to figure out which facts are true and which facts are false.
Edited by: raushan on Saturday, May 19, 2007 7:14 AM |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Saturday, May 19, 2007 - 4:54 AM
we'll have to limit smiles to A4 size as well i guess--can't have that biiiiig smile  |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Saturday, May 19, 2007 - 7:16 AM
| sorry |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Sunday, May 20, 2007 - 11:53 AM
NP  |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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Posted - Monday, July 2, 2007 - 8:57 AM
ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, 'to err is human'. |
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