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aboosait
INDIA
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 Topic initiated on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 4:35 PM 
Oh! Women!!
Thought 1.
When men are born, their mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When they are married, their brides get the presents and the publicity.
When they die, their widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2.
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too. |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 9:37 PM 
be pleased that sensible women have equally been busy and never had time for all this. indeed if they did ever ask the man, was for his own security 'n betterment.
so be thankful oh men. thou hv been blessed with such caring folk... ; otherwise who else would have looked after you to become a useful member of the society  |
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raushan
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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 Posted - Sunday, June 17, 2007 - 4:06 PM
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
...
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Leave him alone |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Monday, June 18, 2007 - 2:20 PM
with thnx -from br ijaz
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said
to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and
her friend was sitting
next to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a
box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your
husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it." |
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