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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 9:58 AM 
wise elderly...
with thx to mehboob ali
An elderly man in Winkelspruit calls his son in Cape Town and says,
"I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you
that your Mother and I are getting a divorce ; 35 years of misery is enough!!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
can call your sister in England and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced!!," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her Dad immediately, and screams at the old man,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares." |
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aboosait
INDIA
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 Posted - Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 2:28 PM 
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.................."Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
Can you change the title? |
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