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Topic initiated on Sunday, January 25, 2009  -  6:03 AM Reply with quote
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"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
John Von Neumann

"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
FA Montagu.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles Duell.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female."
Desmond Morris.

"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction."
Pierre Pachet, Professor Of Physiology At Toulouse, 1872 .

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
[David Sarnoff's Associates In Response To His Urging For Investment In The Radio In The 1920s.]

"I invented it, Bill made it famous."
David Bradley (Wrote The Code For Ctrl-Alt-Delete On The IBM PC)

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
Cokie Roberts

Posted - Tuesday, January 27, 2009  -  8:40 PM Reply with quote
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Posted - Thursday, January 29, 2009  -  8:43 AM Reply with quote
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
Samuel Goldwyn.

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
Patrick Murray.

"Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish."
Ted Whitehead.

"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
Franklin Jones.

"It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have."
B. Earl Puckett on advertising

Posted - Monday, February 9, 2009  -  6:21 AM Reply with quote
great thoughts:
29. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in
the East and the sun sets in the West.
25. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the
autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure
domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to
keep bare arms.

accurate definitions:
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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